Pine Cliff Park Ranger

8ugs:

crust8cean:

Running into a bit of a rough patch financially. My grandmother passed a couple Tuesdays ago, and since her minimal life insurance covered a fraction of her final arrangements, I’ve had to pitch in (as head of household) to help my family bury her. Even missing a few days at work to help arrange things. We’ve gotten it taken care of, and we’re holding a service for her, but this has drained me financially. 

I’m 23 years old, currently working full time to support my family (my partially disabled mother and completely disabled little brother). Since my mom got sick back in 2012 (diagnosed with congestive heart failure and COPD), I’ve had to shoulder most of the financial burden.

Currently, I’ve got the necessities taken care of or arranged to be taken care of at a later date (utilites, rent, car note), but I am extremely strapped for food and the gas needed to get me to work (or for bus fare, if need be) and gas needed to get my little brother and my mother to their respective doctor’s/med management appointments. As such, to fill in the holes, I’ve opened commissions. If you can’t commission me, a signal boost would be very, very, very, appreciated!

  • Unfortunately, Paypal is my only option to accept payment currently.
  • I’m extremely negotiable.
  • Working on learning how to make talksprites and simple animations! 
  • I will love you forever.

Pricing (Subject to change; negotiable):

  • Flat sketches (minimal shading): $3
  • Color simple sketches: $4
  • Busts (no color): $4 / Busts (color/shading): $5
  • Full color w/ background: $8-$10
  • Extra characters: an additional $1-$2

A lot of my examples are homestuck, but I can draw humans, some animals, anthros, etc.

Contact me:

Any inquiries can be directed here. I can also be contacted via email at spider8utts@gmail.com. My skype is also available upon request. 

Again, if you cannot commission me, I understand, but I would really appreciate signal boosts!!! 

Thank you so much to everyone that’s signal boosted and commissioned me so far! I’m not doing any more full color/bg commissions right now. They take a lot of time and I’ve got a couple I’m working on right now.

BUT, I’m still doing sketches, I hate to be so persistent with reblogging, but I do still need some help this coming week. Literally anything will help guys. 

dynast3:

dynast3:

vampmissedith:

axmxz:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno



But we can’t show people of the same gender kissing on-screen. Amazing.

But… It’s an 18 (in the Uk) How did a TV-14 on a network channel get an 18 rating, they can’t even show a buttcrack for gods sake!

Well, aside from the brutal killings… Ok, yea it couldn’t be a 15. We need more ratings. Why not just use all the ages?

dynast3:

dynast3:

vampmissedith:

axmxz:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

But we can’t show people of the same gender kissing on-screen. Amazing.

But… It’s an 18 (in the Uk)
How did a TV-14 on a network channel get an 18 rating, they can’t even show a buttcrack for gods sake!

Well, aside from the brutal killings… Ok, yea it couldn’t be a 15. We need more ratings. Why not just use all the ages?

sixpenceee:

Hey! Made a compilation of the darkest corners of the internet.
Dionaea House: a horrifying story, told through two guys mail conversation, about a haunted house
Page of Ted: another haunting story about a man’s experience in an uncharted cave
Castle of Spirits: a website with ghost stories, experiences and pictures. my mom banned me from going here because I used to freak myself out as a kid from this website
Deep Cave: A man breaks scuba depth world record and finds the body of the last man to attempt it while down there. He makes plans to recover the body, but dies during the attempt. This is his website, as he left it, before he went on his last dive.
Reborn Baby Dolls: where you can buy dolls that look EXACTLY and feel EXACTLY like a newborn baby
Find a Grave: a website where you can find the graves of ancestors or famous people, create virtual memorials, add ‘virtual flowers’ and a note to a loved one’s grave
This Man: a website about 1000’s of people all over the world, dreaming of the same man. Some say he’s the devil some say he’s god. 
Exit Mundi: a collection of end of the world scenario’s
Haunted House: where you can find any haunted house in the U.S
Truthism: an extremely wacko cult website about how reptilian aliens are responsible for everything wrong, how humanity is controlled by aliens and how the sun is a cube and that the inner Earth exists
The Jonestown Mass Suicide Death Tape: Trigger warning and you know why
Shaye Saint John: The story/myths behind Shaye Saint John is that she was a hot woman who was horribly disfigured in a car accident. As a result, she appears in public wearing this creepy mask, and hobbles along with prosthetic legs and hands. This is her website
SCP Foundation: collection of fictional works that its members contribute that deal with the “paranormal”. They range all the way from a television working without a broadcasting station, to deadly creatures that have never been encountered
Blog of Joseph E. Duncan: sentenced to death by a federal jury on August 27, 2008 for the kidnapping, of Dylan and Shasta Groene and murder of Dylan. He had been convicted of a sex crime years before. Go back to the beginning and read forward. You can trace his further descent into madness.
Annie96 is typing: a creepy chat between two teenagers that has a horrific twist at the end
Alright, I hope you enjoy. Maybe look through these one day at a sleep over with some friends. That would be fun.
And don’t worry. NONE of these are screamers. I wouldn’t do that. 
Speaking of sleepovers, here’s a masterpost of creepy sleep-over games

sixpenceee:

Hey! Made a compilation of the darkest corners of the internet.

  • Dionaea House: a horrifying story, told through two guys mail conversation, about a haunted house
  • Page of Tedanother haunting story about a man’s experience in an uncharted cave
  • Castle of Spirits: a website with ghost stories, experiences and pictures. my mom banned me from going here because I used to freak myself out as a kid from this website
  • Deep Cave:man breaks scuba depth world record and finds the body of the last man to attempt it while down there. He makes plans to recover the body, but dies during the attempt. This is his website, as he left it, before he went on his last dive.
  • Reborn Baby Dolls: where you can buy dolls that look EXACTLY and feel EXACTLY like a newborn baby
  • Find a Gravea website where you can find the graves of ancestors or famous people, create virtual memorials, add ‘virtual flowers’ and a note to a loved one’s grave
  • This Man: a website about 1000’s of people all over the world, dreaming of the same man. Some say he’s the devil some say he’s god. 
  • Exit Mundi: a collection of end of the world scenario’s
  • Haunted Housewhere you can find any haunted house in the U.S
  • Truthism: an extremely wacko cult website about how reptilian aliens are responsible for everything wrong, how humanity is controlled by aliens and how the sun is a cube and that the inner Earth exists
  • The Jonestown Mass Suicide Death Tape: Trigger warning and you know why
  • Shaye Saint JohnThe story/myths behind Shaye Saint John is that she was a hot woman who was horribly disfigured in a car accident. As a result, she appears in public wearing this creepy mask, and hobbles along with prosthetic legs and hands. This is her website
  • SCP Foundation: collection of fictional works that its members contribute that deal with the “paranormal”. They range all the way from a television working without a broadcasting station, to deadly creatures that have never been encountered
  • Blog of Joseph E. Duncansentenced to death by a federal jury on August 27, 2008 for the kidnapping, of Dylan and Shasta Groene and murder of Dylan. He had been convicted of a sex crime years before. Go back to the beginning and read forward. You can trace his further descent into madness.
  • Annie96 is typing: a creepy chat between two teenagers that has a horrific twist at the end

Alright, I hope you enjoy. Maybe look through these one day at a sleep over with some friends. That would be fun.

And don’t worry. NONE of these are screamers. I wouldn’t do that. 

Speaking of sleepovers, here’s a masterpost of creepy sleep-over games

alexrenaudofnightvale:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

Nnno.

Whaaat? You should! You’ll feel better, more at peace with yourself and whole. Accept him, let him in.

I don’t think I want him anywhere near me.

Don’t be so foolish. He can take away your pain and sorrow. He can give you a happier, more productive and therefor more fulfilling life.

I would not reject him, if I were you.

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

Ask a City Guard

outofcontextdnd:

“‘xcuse me, have you seen a… gigantic snake-man, about, err, yay big; a short, baldy-lookin’ black bloke with shiny white eyes, and, uh, a blonde guy with a flaming horse?”

"Dude. How high are you.”
"That’s not important right now."

- Our Sidereal bard-stoner-bureaucrat. In that order.

Nnno.

Whaaat? You should! You’ll feel better, more at peace with yourself and whole. Accept him, let him in.

Have you prayed to the Smiling God today?