Pine Cliff Park Ranger
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Anonymous

ask-carlos-thescientist:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

ask-carlos-thescientist:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

ask-carlos-thescientist:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

"Give me one good reason I should wear a dress."

"Because you have nice legs."

"I…well, thank you, but if nice legs you want I’ll just wear my kilt. No dresses. Not unless it’s a costume thing for a thing, and I like them long, flowing, and classy. …not that I’ve ever worn a dress before but they’re just more aesthetically pleasing to me."

"Then let’s get you a ball gown if that’s the case. I’ll even wear one if that makes you any more comfortable."

"Aren’t ball gowns like, gigantic though? That’s way too cumbersome and more than I want to deal with. Why are we even discussing this in the first place is there a reason for this?? Some kind of event I don’t know about?"

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"You know what, you right. I this would suit you much better anyway. And we’re talking about this because sometimes you just have put on a dress and be pretty."

"While that is a very nice dress I doooon’t think they make dresses for men anymore. I just can’t see myself wearing a dress in a non-comedic context.”

ceylans:

I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you

…I was about to say something that was related to sex…but I forgot what it was now.

At least, I think it was related to sex.

It kind of has that sex afterthought feeling.

What the fuck was I going to say?

Arin: My point is, you have to be really careful- [immediately dies by sliding off a platform]

I get off work in like ten minutes…I have the engagement ring with me and all the stuff I need to set up for tonight. I don’t know if I should text Ben and let him know I’ll be late coming home and that I have a surprise for him or not.

I probably should so he doesn’t worry.

I probably should’ve said earlier, actually.

Tell me what you like BEST about my writing!
♡: Your narration
♥: Your dialogue
❥: Your internal monologues (thoughts)
❣: Your descriptions
❦: Your details
❧: Your plots
✽: Your ideas
✿: Your characterization
❁: There's good sentence variation!
✤: Your figurative language
❋: Your use of side characters
☆: Your understandably
☄: WILDCARD! Other: ______

So how late am I on the “Nathan Lane is gay” thing? I only just found out.

♞ ask-carlos-thescientist
Anonymous

ask-carlos-thescientist:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

ask-carlos-thescientist:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

"Give me one good reason I should wear a dress."

"Because you have nice legs."

"I…well, thank you, but if nice legs you want I’ll just wear my kilt. No dresses. Not unless it’s a costume thing for a thing, and I like them long, flowing, and classy. …not that I’ve ever worn a dress before but they’re just more aesthetically pleasing to me."

"Then let’s get you a ball gown if that’s the case. I’ll even wear one if that makes you any more comfortable."

"Aren’t ball gowns like, gigantic though? That’s way too cumbersome and more than I want to deal with. Why are we even discussing this in the first place is there a reason for this?? Some kind of event I don’t know about?"

♞ ask-carlos-thescientist
Anonymous

ask-carlos-thescientist:

might-be-a-spiderwolf:

"Give me one good reason I should wear a dress."

"Because you have nice legs."

"I…well, thank you, but if nice legs you want I’ll just wear my kilt. No dresses. Not unless it’s a costume thing for a thing, and I like them long, flowing, and classy. …not that I’ve ever worn a dress before but they’re just more aesthetically pleasing to me."

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want